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Post by PBAHoFer on Mar 30, 2006 23:13:59 GMT -5
Well...PERFECT I could think of other people I would prefer to give me bowling lessons so I will pass on that one.... But, I am sure your not too heart broken... :'(Since it is so common for you to be turned down by females anyways.... ;D What did the 5 fingers say to the perfect face?SLAP
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Post by WineUdotKing on Mar 31, 2006 8:19:45 GMT -5
Well...PERFECT I could think of other people I would prefer to give me bowling lessons so I will pass on that one.... But, I am sure your not too heart broken... :'(Since it is so common for you to be turned down by females anyways.... ;D OUCHIE....that had to hurt.
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Post by MrPerfect on Mar 31, 2006 9:17:24 GMT -5
Well...PERFECT I could think of other people I would prefer to give me bowling lessons so I will pass on that one.... But, I am sure your not too heart broken... :'(Since it is so common for you to be turned down by females anyways.... ;D You can have whoever you want teach you bowling... but all I will say is this...."once you've tried the rest, come get the best"....lol... and as far as being turned down by women, that happens to every guy.... but I guarantee you I can produce 20+ success strories per 1 rejection....lol... I've turned down more women, than most guys have ever had....... ;D That's it, your barred from coming up to the bowling alley on Monday and Tuesday night....lol....
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Post by PBAHoFer on Mar 31, 2006 9:24:58 GMT -5
Well...PERFECT I could think of other people I would prefer to give me bowling lessons so I will pass on that one.... But, I am sure your not too heart broken... :'(Since it is so common for you to be turned down by females anyways.... ;D You can have whoever you want teach you bowling... but all I will say is this...."once you've tried the rest, come get the best"....lol... and as far as being turned down by women, that happens to every guy.... but I guarantee you I can produce 20+ success strories per 1 rejection....lol... I've turned down more women, than most guys have ever had....... ;D That's it, your barred from coming up to the bowling alley on Monday and Tuesday night....lol.... #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit#
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Post by PBAHoFer on Mar 31, 2006 9:33:29 GMT -5
You can have whoever you want teach you bowling... but all I will say is this...."once you've tried the rest, come get the best"....lol... and as far as being turned down by women, that happens to every guy.... but I guarantee you I can produce 20+ success strories per 1 rejection....lol... I've turned down more women, than most guys have ever had....... ;D That's it, your barred from coming up to the bowling alley on Monday and Tuesday night....lol.... #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# #vomit# Sometimes, you read stuff, and you think, "Surely, he doesn't mean that, and hes joking and trying to 'stir up the forum'". But then you read it again, you think about who wrote it... and you know, whether it's true or not... he believes it... and he said it because he believes it.
Like an old dog, on the porch barking at the mailman, and trying to convince the young pup, that in "his day", he used to chase that mailman... but, what he doesn't realize, is now, he's just an old brokedown dog....
The "pups" know it... everybody else knows it... the "old dog" will never be convinced of it however.... he'll just lay around barking.
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Post by MrPerfect on Mar 31, 2006 9:43:21 GMT -5
Too funny.....lol...
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Post by ladyjerkins on Apr 1, 2006 22:25:22 GMT -5
I want to say THANKS for the bowling lessons on Friday PERFECT!!! #stupid# They consisted of: buying me a few drinks, telling me I spin the ball, telling me I have a big nose, slapping my a$$ in front of my husband...oh and then leaving... MAN, I am glad I didn't have to pay for that CRAP!!!!!! #throwrock# I think I might be a better bowler now....
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Post by PBAHoFer on Apr 2, 2006 2:32:43 GMT -5
I want to say THANKS for the bowling lessons on Friday PERFECT!!! #stupid# They consisted of: buying me a few drinks, telling me I spin the ball, telling me I have a big nose, slapping my a$$ in front of my husband...oh and then leaving... MAN, I am glad I didn't have to pay for that CRAP!!!!!! #throwrock# I think I might be a better bowler now.... That's the "perfect charm" for you... now you published his "mojo" for the world to see.... I bet women all over the world are "trembling"... hoping they get the same chance to have perfect work his charm on them....
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Post by XBOM on Apr 2, 2006 5:55:47 GMT -5
I want to say THANKS for the bowling lessons on Friday PERFECT!!! #stupid# They consisted of: buying me a few drinks, telling me I spin the ball, telling me I have a big nose, slapping my a$$ in front of my husband...oh and then leaving... MAN, I am glad I didn't have to pay for that CRAP!!!!!! #throwrock# I think I might be a better bowler now.... Ok he buys you a few drinks maybe hoping to get lucky with a married woman #animatedangel# Slapping you on the a$$ is his way of foreplay #hug# So you spin the ball oh well not everyone can throw it perfect like him #bsflag# But how in the hell can he tell anybody that they have a BIG NOSE #laugh# Has he not seen the size of his HONKER #doh# I swear he's a distant relative of Jimmy Durante or maybe even Bob Hope let's get him a name change to Jeff NO HOPE #SmlyROFL#
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Post by ladyjerkins on Apr 2, 2006 22:01:40 GMT -5
Well, just to let everyone know... I now have a "get a new nose for Stormy fund" so, let me know how much everyone will be willing to donate...LOL Oh and Perfect... NEWS FLASH!!! I have had this nose for 29 years...Did you really have to tell me its big? I know now why you are SINGLE!!!! #batte_fou#
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Post by MrPerfect on Apr 3, 2006 8:12:07 GMT -5
I want to say THANKS for the bowling lessons on Friday PERFECT!!! #stupid# They consisted of: buying me a few drinks, telling me I spin the ball, telling me I have a big nose, slapping my a$$ in front of my husband...oh and then leaving... MAN, I am glad I didn't have to pay for that CRAP!!!!!! #throwrock# I think I might be a better bowler now.... I did not even touch your butt....So don't even go telling no lies girl!!!...... but I did look at it, I mean, how could you miss it....lol...J/K..... but look at the bright side, it's still smaller than secrets....lol...
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Post by PBAHoFer on Apr 3, 2006 8:37:57 GMT -5
Well, just to let everyone know... I now have a "get a new nose for Stormy fund" so, let me know how much everyone will be willing to donate...LOL Oh and Perfect... NEWS FLASH!!! I have had this nose for 29 years...Did you really have to tell me its big? I know now why you are SINGLE!!!! #batte_fou# You could always sell a kid... pick one of the noisy ones...
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Post by MrPerfect on Apr 3, 2006 8:46:08 GMT -5
Well, just to let everyone know... I now have a "get a new nose for Stormy fund" so, let me know how much everyone will be willing to donate...LOL Oh and Perfect... NEWS FLASH!!! I have had this nose for 29 years...Did you really have to tell me its big? I know now why you are SINGLE!!!! #batte_fou# You said you couldn't decide, boob job or nose job?..... secret and I agreed.... Get the boob job!!!!...lol... Who's going to notice your nose with big hooters?..... All the guys gloss over secret's "ghetto booty" because of the big hooters...lol...
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Post by PBAHoFer on Apr 3, 2006 9:12:04 GMT -5
Well, just to let everyone know... I now have a "get a new nose for Stormy fund" so, let me know how much everyone will be willing to donate...LOL Oh and Perfect... NEWS FLASH!!! I have had this nose for 29 years...Did you really have to tell me its big? I know now why you are SINGLE!!!! #batte_fou# You said you couldn't decide, boob job or nose job?..... secret and I agreed.... Get the boob job!!!!...lol... Who's going to notice your nose with big hooters?..... All the guys gloss over secret's "ghetto booty" because of the big hooters...lol... Ugh.......... perfect spends part of his Friday evening at a bowling center, and then on Monday we are lucky enough to get a play by play of all his idiotic remarks and "insider lingo"... I'd rather hear how he bowled in the big scratch tournament...
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Post by MrPerfect on Apr 3, 2006 9:26:21 GMT -5
You said you couldn't decide, boob job or nose job?..... secret and I agreed.... Get the boob job!!!!...lol... Who's going to notice your nose with big hooters?..... All the guys gloss over secret's "ghetto booty" because of the big hooters...lol... Ugh.......... perfect spends part of his Friday evening at a bowling center, and then on Monday we are lucky enough to get a play by play of all his idiotic remarks and "insider lingo"... I'd rather hear how he bowled in the big scratch tournament... Bowled it twice.... went -12 and -15... cut was +2...just missed out.... should have made it but couldn't catch many breaks....that's the way it goes....better luck next time.....How's that?.. PBA...lol... Shot was tough as you could tell...
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