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Post by WANNABEARIGHTIE on Feb 26, 2004 12:38:09 GMT -5
why did the blondes belly button hurt after sex?
she has a blonde boyfriend!
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Post by WANNABEARIGHTIE on Mar 1, 2004 12:54:49 GMT -5
why did the chicken cross the road?
it was showing the armadilla how to do it!
no inside joke, just a joke for the people and the (npr)
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bowlme900
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Post by bowlme900 on Mar 1, 2004 13:20:42 GMT -5
CHINESE PROVERBS: Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk... Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs... Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Post by WANNABEARIGHTIE on Mar 2, 2004 6:46:08 GMT -5
you got something agains midgets?
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bowlme900
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Post by bowlme900 on Mar 2, 2004 6:56:42 GMT -5
What midget?
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Post by WANNABEARIGHTIE on Mar 2, 2004 7:28:55 GMT -5
read your last chinese proverb.
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bowlme900
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Post by bowlme900 on Mar 5, 2004 6:35:40 GMT -5
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. She turns to her husband and says, "You know, Love, I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my breasts are barely above my waist, my belly is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby. Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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bowlme900
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I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury.
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Post by bowlme900 on Mar 8, 2004 16:20:05 GMT -5
Why Cats Are Better Than Men You never have to spend time with your cat's mother. If you ask enough times a cat may actually listen to you. A cat purrs when you serve him dinner. You can de-claw a cat..try to get a guy to clip his toenails. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend. A cat knows you're the key to his happiness.
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Post by WANNABEARIGHTIE on Mar 10, 2004 7:49:46 GMT -5
what do you call a man, who does not cheat on his wife when he is out of town on buisness?
an astronaut
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Post by lucky on Mar 10, 2004 8:51:05 GMT -5
Johnny's mom has 3 kids. Penny, Nickel and ?
What is the third kids name?
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Post by WANNABEARIGHTIE on Mar 10, 2004 11:50:37 GMT -5
JOHNNY
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Post by msmullet on Mar 10, 2004 16:53:17 GMT -5
Go wannabe!
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Post by WANNABEARIGHTIE on Mar 12, 2004 12:35:56 GMT -5
a rooster is standing on a pyrmid, facing north, and the wind is blowing 20 mph to the south. it lays a egg, which side of the pyrmid does the egg roll down?
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Post by Homersan on Mar 12, 2004 12:37:33 GMT -5
It doesn't...
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Post by XBOM on Mar 12, 2004 12:42:33 GMT -5
Egg Laying Rooster Make's you a millionaire
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